I have a cold. I have inherited this from my firstborn child who blames his uncle, my brother, for infecting him.

I'm tired. I went out last night at 10.30pm and didn't get home until 4am. Then f*kwit spent the day refereeing at the local sport club so I had to endure the constant bickering of my children.

I'm confused. Last nite I offered a friend a lift home. And when I dropped him off at the door his goodnite hug and kiss went a little beyond friendly.

But I'm also laughing. Have you seen the Comic Relief Dancing thing??  Fantastic  :D